According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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