I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
The ass gains better be worth it
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