I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize