i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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