Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night