idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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