You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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