their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Success! We fucked roommates!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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