How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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