Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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