When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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