if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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