he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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