Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
