I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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