But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Randomize
