Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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