Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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