I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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