At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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