There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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