May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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