How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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