Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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