is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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