Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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