dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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