Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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