Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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