Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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