none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon