:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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