JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This baby is an asshole
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That accounts for only three of the penises
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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