What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
50% drunk capacity currently
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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