where am i from again
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.