I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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