How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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