Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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