Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize