That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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