are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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