thus making me awesome and them whores
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
