apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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