How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I will pee on everything he values.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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