I'm going to jail i love you
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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