just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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