She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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