Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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