I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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