No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i think my cat just said my name.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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