What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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