Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
and eventually we just all took our pants off
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
