Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My vagina is very pro this idea
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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