There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My life is pants optional.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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