i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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