the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Panties = found
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize