So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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