The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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