:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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