you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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