Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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